Furniture Brands Stock Rated One of The Top 1000 Investments for 2010

ST. LOUIS -

Officials at Furniture Brands were ecstatic today as a new Smart Money study was released. Smart Money, a leading personal finance magazine, listed the top 1,000 investments available to Americans. While top officials at FBI could not be reached for comment, Chris Ryan, an employee in the PR department was willing to share his thoughts provided that we did not print his name or department. "We couldn't be happier. This list is just another sign that our company is on the right track. While most of our investors would be better off opening a snow cone stand (# 876) or setting up one of those shell games on a street corner (# 722), we feel confident that our shareholders will see this as positive news."



SMART MONEY TOP INVESTMENTS for 2010

1. Vanguard Total Bond Fund (VBFMX)
2. Akamai Technologies (AKAM)
3. Gilead Sciences (GILD)
4. Dodge & Cox Income Fund (DODIX)
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995. Amway
996. Faking your own death for insurance money
997. Washing windshields at stoplights
998. Furniture Brands International (FBN)
999. Bernie Madoff/Ponzi Schemes
1000. CashforGold.com