Monday, April 13, 2009

Amini Adjusts Style To Reflect Economy


Michael Amini, CEO of Aico, and known for his flamboyant style is adjusting his wardrobe this April market to reflect a subdued economic environment. "The world has changed and we want to reflect the realities of the marketplace" said Amini. Amini, typically dipped in 24 carat gold and then air brushed just hours before the opening of High Point market, will be wearing a new line of suits from conservative men's retailer Jos. A. Bank. "I feel a little like a rep" confessed Amini. "I requested rubies on my suit but apparently they don't do that here" said a befuddled Amini.

The employees at Jos. A. Bank don't have many customers like Amini, "at first I thought he was a magician" admitted store manager and high school student, Danny Johnston.

While Amini was busy creating a more subdued look, he did insist on keeping the various smoke machines in the showroom and in his home. "I look beautiful coming through smoke" said Amini, "I am the realization of most people's dreams."

The Aico News Network was not immediately available for comment but said Mr. Amini hopes the recession ends soon.

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